John Sloop Biederman

Biography

John “Sloop” Biederman

Born in 1968 and raised northwest of Chicago in Crystal Lake, then rural Ringwood, Sloop was pegged with writing talent by a first-grade teacher, spurring lifelong parental support. He was soon penning “old time radio” plays, winning an Earth Day poetry contest and spinning tall tales, convincing local kids (and himself) that he was an E.T. slated to return home. Sloop was drawn early to speculative fiction--Asimov, Poe, Tolkien, etc.--and humor, discerning through Twain its ability to sneakily address serious topics. His folks spurred his humorist within via their favorite comedies, especially Laurel and Hardy. In junior high he found Dungeons & Dragons, crafting his own fantasy world, and he won awards for humor columns for his high school newspaper.

Sloop went on to study journalism at the University of Illinois (Champaign-Urbana), but partied-out after three semesters (1986-88). The move home after his folks yanked the money brought a multi-year funk, string of grunt jobs…and alcoholism. But it also prompted a serious go at writing, pitching mostly sci-fi/fantasy to magazines, earning positive feedback and a first unpaid “sale”--poetry to a literary rag that folded before its publication. A DUI led country boy Sloop to move “temporarily” to Chicago in 1991…where he soon landed in rehab. Traditional recovery proved harmful to him, but he quit on his own in 1992 and rehab’s dark cloud revealed silver linings. His first paid story was a 12-Step critique for Gauntlet Magazine (1993) and rehab-gone-wrong became the theme of his first novel, ’Hab (1994), which he was ultimately unable to sell.

Chicago unexpectedly turned naturally introverted Sloop into a city boy. He hit poetry readings as a social outlet, becoming a competent performer whose humor verse landed him paid gigs. He returned to journalism study at Columbia College Chicago in 1994, became an award-winning humor columnist and editor-in-chief for the school’s Chronicle and interned at MAD Magazine, where he was nicknamed “Sloop.” (From the song, “The Sloop John B.”) After graduating in 1997 at 29, he became editor of Chicago Artists’ News. For the 10th National Poetry Slam fest in Chicago (1999), Sloop hosted the Limerick Slam, plugging it via a limerick-a-day e-list that’s now DailyLimerick.net, his web HQ featuring (mostly news) Limericks with commentary.

The lady who’d one day become his ex-wife moved him to Los Angeles that year, but recession and Sloop’s dislike of L.A. moved them back to Chicago in late 2000. (The marriage lasted from 2000-2005.) His writing career then boarded a common artists’ roller coaster, riding full- to part-time, freelance to in-office, oft supplemented with non-writing work. In-office has included the L.A. Daily News; freelance MAD Magazine, news poetry (Chicago Tribune, Continental Features--current) and op-ed (San Francisco Chronicle, etc.); and performance the Comedy Store (L.A.) and emceeing at dozens of Chicago clubs. He’s worked non-writing jobs from vacuum cleaner sales to private investigator. But the Great Recession and the Internet’s killing off gigs ground writing income to scarce by 2010, when he translated stage time into acting to pay bills.

But with his lifelong identity “writer,” Sloop lost his Mojo. So after the deaths of his parents (2012 and 2014), Sloop returned to his original dream by writing the first novel of “The Cosmic Misadventures of Floyd Pinkerton” comic, rock space opera series. His search for literary representation took until 2019 to dead-end, leading him to become an indie author. Today, Sloop happily resides in Chicago with Fifi--the latest on the list of stable family he’s had over his oft rough life as a writer, a list that also includes Natasha, Harley, Millie, Chester and Flo…the cats.

Smashwords Interview

Give readers a hint as to what can be expected in the first "Cosmic Misadventures of Floyd Pinkerton" novel where the free download leaves off.
Firstly, while the free e-sample gives a title, it's only a working one right now. Without giving too much away, I'll say that 1920s-styled gangsters, epic space battles and some downright Lovecraftian stuff is ahead--all still comic and, in fact, often downright silly.
Still completing the first novel, what about the characters, world, etc. makes this "series-worthy"?
I created the Floyd Pinkerton character around 25 years ago, for a short story then intended as a one-off. But the members of a writers' group I founded and ran at the time all LOVED him--so much so, they created their own Floyd "fan fiction"! For various reasons, I gravitated away from novels (don't want to rehash my Author Bio here)... In any event, getting back to the endeavor and seeking a novel topic/theme/etc., Floyd immediately came to mind. Humor's become my Main Thing over time, been diggin' sci-fi a lot lately--and also feel our turn-of-the-century obsessions with wellness, morality, etc. is priming the way for a backlash... Enter cigar smokin', hard drinkin' space putz Floyd Pinkerton!
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Where to find John Sloop Biederman online

Books

The Night I Partied with President Trump: An Alt-True Story
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,250. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Alternative history, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The alt-true story of a chance Chicago encounter with President Trump, soon after his 2017 inauguration. In this tribute to New Journalists of the 1960s and ’70s, especially Hunter S. Thompson, Trump hides out, and parties down, in “fringe famous” author, performer, etc. John “Sloop” Biederman’s home. In Gonzo style, the tale blends fact and fiction not to deceive, but to pursue Higher Truth.
Drunk Space Driving in the 21st Century (Prelude to “The Cosmic Misadventures of Floyd Pinkerton” novel/series)
Price: Free! Words: 9,120. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2015 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
Intro to The Cosmic Misadventures of Floyd Pinkerton comic, rock space opera series! An early version of the first novel’s start finds partying Floyd Pinkerton crashing on an ice planet in a stolen craft. Earth frenemy Bob Tripeman crashes his stolen ship nearby and, on-the-lam and pursued by the original owners of Bob’s ship--the insect alien Zzurkwins--they begin the first of many misadventures!
'Hab: The Other Side of Rehab
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 104,460. Language: English. Published: June 6, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary
This POV Big Rehab tour tells the Other Side of our Sacred Recovery Cow. Follow 23-year-old free-thinker Boris, and a diverse band of fellow 'Habbers (half on repeat stints), as he's floored to find 12-Step religious indoctrination via a 20th Century hospital. Desperate to quit, fearing for his very life, Boris learns he must recover by rejecting the Program, rather than through cliche acceptance.
The Complete Daily Limerick (1999-2000)
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 33,160. Language: English. Published: June 6, 2013 . Categories: Poetry » Themes & motifs » General, Essay » Sociology
The first two years of DailyLimerick.net from Sloop Biederman (MAD to Chicago Tribune; Comedy Store LA to Double Door Chicago)! This series watches it grow, from traditional Limerick per day to plug hosting 1999's 10th National Poetry Slam: Limerick Slam, to noted media source (TV, radio, print) with anti-partisan commentary section as Limericks, too, evolved to include news and human experience.

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