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Nick Shoveen
Biography
Doctor Nick Shoveen, Ph.D. has been offering unsolicited relationship advice to men for many years. Although it has been difficult to verify his entire background, his publisher does know that he claims to have received his Ph.D. from renowned PacoimaUniversity.com, allegedly one of the San Fernando Valley's foremost online schools.
Magic Lamp Press has also learned that prior to his release, the doctor ran a Persian rug concession at a now-defunct Fedco store in Van Nuys, California.
The good doctor currently resides in room 37-a of the Old Bangkok General Medicine House, where he quite often recuperates from serious wounds received in violent feminist attacks after his public appearances.
Upon his recovery this time, the doctor will continue with his speaking engagements, frequently sponsored by many of the various Gentlemen's Clubs of America, and a hoped-for appearance on the basic cable Man's Show.
Watch for him in your town, unless you reside in one of the municipalities that have requested the doctor to never return... and note that his latest books are now available:
Meeting Women: A Guide to Approaching and Getting Acquainted with a New Female,
The Female-to-English Dictionary: What Women Really Mean, and
How to be a Porno Producer
and, the best-selling Phone Sex Manual
Magic Lamp Press has also learned that prior to his release, the doctor ran a Persian rug concession at a now-defunct Fedco store in Van Nuys, California.
The good doctor currently resides in room 37-a of the Old Bangkok General Medicine House, where he quite often recuperates from serious wounds received in violent feminist attacks after his public appearances.
Upon his recovery this time, the doctor will continue with his speaking engagements, frequently sponsored by many of the various Gentlemen's Clubs of America, and a hoped-for appearance on the basic cable Man's Show.
Watch for him in your town, unless you reside in one of the municipalities that have requested the doctor to never return... and note that his latest books are now available:
Meeting Women: A Guide to Approaching and Getting Acquainted with a New Female,
The Female-to-English Dictionary: What Women Really Mean, and
How to be a Porno Producer
and, the best-selling Phone Sex Manual
Where to find Nick Shoveen online
Website: http://www.nickshoveen.com
Where to buy in print
Books
Sex & Relationship Advice for the Complete Idiot
by Nick Shoveen
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 7,940.
Language:
English.
Published: November 2, 2010
by
Magic Lamp Press.
Categories:
Nonfiction » Relationships & Family » Dysfunctional relationships
After reading the first few paragraphs of this book, you will either want to obtain the rest of it for your reading pleasure, or join Gloria Allred as she leads a female, torch-bearing lynch mob up the mountain to the author’s castle, ignoring the chortling delight of Rush Limbaugh.
How NOT to Get Married: Errors to Avoid in your First Marriage
by Nick Shoveen
Price:
$4.99 USD.
Words: 17,310.
Language:
English.
Published: January 8, 2010
by
Magic Lamp Press.
Categories:
Nonfiction » Relationships & Family » Family activities
An absolute must-read for people of any age who are considering getting married for their first time. Included is an honest discussion of marital problems caused by differences in religion, lack of communication about sex, monetary problems,and many more areas that can stress a marriage, plus how to avoid these problems by advance planning - and the importance of a pre-nuptial agreement.
What Women Really Mean - The Female-to-English Dictionary
by Nick Shoveen
Price:
$4.99 USD.
Words: 25,720.
Language:
English.
Published: October 20, 2009
by
Magic Lamp Press.
Categories:
Nonfiction » Psychology » Sexual psychology, Nonfiction » Education & Study Guides » Behavioral management
This is the book that every male old enough for a relationship must read: it will explain what women really mean, and show how to successfully interpret and manipulate the female thought process.
Forget Dr. Phil and all the other so-called relationship experts - this is the book that can give a guy the slight edge he needs to survive in a relationship.
Meeting Women
by Nick Shoveen
Price:
$4.99 USD.
Words: 41,100.
Language:
English.
Published: October 10, 2009
by
Magic Lamp Press.
Categories:
Nonfiction » Relationships & Family » Dating, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Personal Growth / Success
The perfect book for any male wanting to improve his ‘approach’ techniques; to meet and get acquainted with new females in any situation.
Sections include successful approaches in a Bookstore, Department Store, Wedding, Funeral, Happy Hour, plus What Not to Say, Yada yada yada, Forget the Past, and much more to show the shy reader how to ‘cut one from the herd’ in any situation.
How to be a Porno Producer
by Nick Shoveen
Price:
$4.99 USD.
Words: 25,370.
Language:
English.
Published: October 8, 2009
by
Magic Lamp Press.
Categories:
Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Human resource management
The perfect book for any person with creative talent who wants to explore the possibility of getting into the very profitable business of producing Porno DVDs.
Chapters include Casting, Location scouting, Budgeting, Post Production, Model Releases, Legal ramifications, Resources, and much more.
Phone Sex Manual
by Nick Shoveen
Price:
$4.99 USD.
Words: 26,060.
Language:
English.
Published: October 6, 2009
by
Magic Lamp Press.
Categories:
Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Women in business
SEX sells - in advertising, in brothels, on television, in the movies, and on the telephone.
The purpose of this book is to tell you how to start your own income-producing phone-sex business in the privacy of your own home, and earn up to $200 per hour.
Covers protecting your privacy, 'casting,' the 900 number, legal ramifications, marketing, and much more. www.NickShoveen.com